Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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