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(318): View more from Louisiana

But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.

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(801): View more from Utah

I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience

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(248): View more from Michigan

He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.

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(+61): View more from Australia

We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.

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(330): View more from Ohio

COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless

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