yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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