So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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