I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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