if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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