You really coming over, don't trick.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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