He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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