do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
