i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Randomize
