you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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