But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
