i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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