i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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