so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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