she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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