Do you still have your period?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
it glows. i had to have it.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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