we have officially lost it.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
this must be what syphilis tastes like
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
The adults are the big ones right?
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