so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Randomize
