Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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