I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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