We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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