sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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