3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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