That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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