so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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