we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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