Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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