Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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