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I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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