when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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