There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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