I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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