We won't sleep together?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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