Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Can't talk, ducks in the car
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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