if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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