Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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