ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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