shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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