goodnight i made you a song goodbye
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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