break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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