VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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