I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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