they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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