If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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