Pappa wants mamma naked
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
The air taste purple.
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