Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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