i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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