nut hugger
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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