Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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