Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
