Please, let me fuck your mom
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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