He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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