: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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