You're so nebulous sometimes
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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