pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
tell me about the fingering
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