just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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